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\<<set $penguin to 0>> \<<set $wolf to 0>> \<<set $seahorse to 0>> \<<set $eagle to 0>> <h2>Let's find out what kind of 2020 student you are?</h2> [[OKAY!->q1]]

<h1>q1</h1><h2>Why are you doing this personality test?</h2> [[A.->q1p]] I love doing personalities tests. They tell me who I am. [[B.->q1e]] I’ve got a bit of time free between zoom events / livestreams, and it looked fun. [[C.->q1s]] I’m excited to get into my team and play this game. Let’s do this. [[D.->q1w]] I’m looking forward to being matched with new friends through this test :)

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<h1>q2</h1><h2>Which object from UCL’s collection speaks to your soul the most?</h2> \<table style="width: 100%;" > \<tbody> \<tr> <td>[[A.->q3]] Jar of Moles [img[images/A.jpg]]</td> <td>[[B.->q3]] An abstract 'organised' painting [img[images/B.jpg]]</td> </tr> <tr> <td>[[C.->q3]] A visitor book entry [img[images/C.jpg]]</td> <td>[[D.->q3]] Ancient grinning comedy mask [img[images/D.jpg]]</td> \</tr> \</tbody> \</table>

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<h1>q3</h1><h2>If you could be a student in London at any other time, when would it be?</h2> [[A.->q3s]] Now. I love being a student during a global pandemic - it’s unique. [[B.->q3e]] The 1960s. The swinging 60s, global student activism, good rock music. It’s all there. [[C.->q3w]] The 1800s. This century had its issues, but I’m picturing late-night discussions by cosy fires and creaking old libraries. [[D.->q3p]] 2210. Propel me forwards - I want to get out of here and see what happens, life is too unpredictable.

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<h1>q4</h1><h2>You hear music banging loudly upstairs whilst you are trying to sleep. What do you do?</h2> [[A.->q4e]] Oooh...you like this song - have a little dance in your room by yourself. [[B.->q4p]] Lie in bed passive-aggressively, and stay awake all night listening. [[C.->q4s]] Get out your laptop to google the lyrics and add the songs to your spotify playlist. [[D.->q4w]] Go upstairs and sit in front of the room, listening to the music but too shy to go in.

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<h1>q5</h1><h2>It is a new friend’s birthday. What do you do?</h2> [[A.->q5w]] Handcraft them a few personal gifts, alongside a beautifully written card. [[B.->q5s]] Find out an activity they love and suggest doing it with them. [[C.->q5p]] Don’t get them anything beyond a simple whatsapp. They are a new friend, after all. [[D.->q5e]] Organise a mini ‘surprise’ - a zoom cake, or a little (socially distanced) party.

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<h1>q6</h1><h2>Which student room would suit your personality the most?</h2> \<table style="width: 100%;" > \<tbody> \<tr> <td>[[A.->q6p]] [img[images/tidy.jpg]]</td> <td>[[B.->q6w]] [img[images/cosy.jpg]]</td> </tr> <tr> <td>[[C.->q6s]] [img[images/messy.jpg]]</td> <td>[[D.->q6e]] [img[images/entertaining.jpg]]</td> \</tr> \</tbody> \</table>

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<h1>q7</h1><h2>Which award are you mostly likely to win at university?</h2> [[A.->q7p]] Best Dressed [[B.->q7e]] Least likely to be found in the library [[C.->q7w]] Best Cook [[D.->q7s]] Smartest Geek

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<h1>q8</h1><h2>Which mask would you be wearing on campus?</h2> \<table style="width: 100%;" > \<tbody> \<tr> <td>[[A.->q8p]] [img[images/bluemask.jpg]]</td> <td>[[B.->q8w]] [img[images/fancymask.jpg]]</td> </tr> <tr> <td>[[C.->q8s]] [img[images/shieldmask.jpg]]</td> <td>[[D.->q8e]] [img[images/opticalmask.jpg]]</td> \</tr> \</tbody> \</table>

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<h1>q9</h1><h2>What protest would you most likely turn up for?</h2> [[A.->q9x]] SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT!! [[B.->q9x]] DECOLONISE THE CURRICULUM AND BRING DOWN THE RACIST STATUES!! [[C.->q9x]] THE GOVERNMENT IS REALLY BAD AT DEALING WITH A PANDEMIC!! [[D.->q9x]] I WILL PROTEST ANYTHING THAT MY FRIENDS ARE PROTESTING!!

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<h1>q10</h1><h2>What is your vibe during classes on zoom?</h2> [[A.->q10s]] Camera off, sound off because I’m busy multitasking and doing a few other projects. [[B.->q10w]] Cameras on and fully participating: the staff are making such an effort so students should too! [[C.->q10p]] Listening and taking lots of notes, but not drawing attention to myself. [[D.->q10e]] Breaking the weird zoom silences with a random comment or jokes - someone has to do it!

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\<<if $penguin gte $wolf && $penguin gte $seahorse && $penguin gte $eagle>> [img[images/penguinicon.png]]<h2><b>Congratulations! You got... </b></h2><h1>THE HALL OF TANGERINE PENGUINS</h1>[img[images/penguinicon.png]] Penguins are known to provide ‘order in the chaos’. As a student during these strange times, you are the person everyone will turn to when life gets a little too overwhelming. Need extra masks? You’ve got them. Need help planning your life out? You’ve got it sorted. You probably create well-organised and open spaces, have a colour-coded whiteboard planner on their wall, and create a calming sense of order. We need you, Team Penguin! \<<elseif $wolf gte $seahorse && $wolf gte $eagle>> <h2><b>Congratulations! You got... </b></h2><h1>THE HALL OF INDIGO WOLVES</h1>[img[images/wolvesicon.png]] People may think that Wolves are a little intimidating, but that couldn’t be further from the truth. Like all Wolves, you seek out peace and try to make life as good as possible for your pack. You are a classic ‘nester’ - you’ll create cosy and comfortable spaces, would have extra tea and coffee for guests on a shelf, and whom people would visit for quiet, relaxing chats about anything and everything. You are not a pushover though - if someone insults a friend you love, you’ll defend them to the end. \<<elseif $seahorse gte $eagle>> <h2><b>Congratulations! You got... </b></h2><h1>THE HALL OF SAPPHIRE SEAHORSES</h1>[img[images/seahorseicon.png]] Seahorses are a little random, and so are you! You are that person obsessed with the latest gadget, the newest hobby, the latest top-10 “to-do” lists. Other people will come to you for fun, distractions and activities. Seahorses are all about making dreams a reality, and you definitely make things happen! People are talking about a new show on Netflix? You’ve already seen it. There’s a university society for scuba-diving in freezing cold temperatures? Great, you’ve already signed up. \<<else>> <h2><b>Congratulations! You got... </b></h2><h1>THE HALL OF CRIMSON EAGLES</h1>[img[images/eagleicon.png]] Eagles are one of the most playful creatures, and so are you! Give a group of Eagles a few sticks and a leaf, and they’ll be able to create an incredible game that keeps them going into the late hours. You make any situation fun, from monotone zoom lectures to an awkward freshers event. It can be hard to book you in advance because your social diary is packed, but you’ll always make time for more socialising. And of course, everyone knows where your room is - even if you’re studying remotely. \<</if>> These are your 2020 student scores. Read more info, and then make your final choice. <b>Tangerine Penguins (Architect) - <<print $penguin>> </b>- [[more info->penguinsummary]] <b>Indigo Wolves (Nester) - <<print $wolf>> </b>- [[more info->wolfsummary]] <b>Sapphire Seahorses (Hobbyist) - <<print $seahorse>> </b>- [[more info->seahorsesummary]] <b>Crimson Eagles (Entertainer) - <<print $eagle>> </b>- [[more info->eaglesummary]] <h2>So, which do you feel is your best match?</h2> Pick carefully as this will now be your hall... <b>[[Tangerine Penguins->TangerinePenguins]]<br>[[Indigo Wolves->IndigoWolves]]<br>[[Sapphire Seahorses->SapphireSeahorses]]<br>[[Crimson Eagles->CrimsonEagles]]</b>

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<b>Architects</b> are known to provide ‘order in the chaos’. As a student during these strange times, you are the person everyone will turn to when life gets a little too overwhelming. Need extra masks? You’ve got them. Need help planning your life out? You’ve got it sorted. You probably create well-organised and open spaces, have a colour-coded whiteboard planner on their wall, and create a calming sense of order. [[back->summing]]

Perhaps you are a classic ‘nester’ - you’ll create cosy and comfortable spaces, would have extra tea and coffee for guests on a shelf, and whom people would visit for quiet, relaxing chats about anything and everything. You are not a pushover though - if someone insults a friend you love, you’ll defend them to the end. [[back->summing]]

You are that person obsessed with the latest gadget, the newest hobby, the latest top-10 “to-do” lists. Other people will come to you for fun, distractions and activities. Hobbyists are all about making dreams a reality, and you definitely make things happen! People are talking about a new show on Netflix? You’ve already seen it. There’s a university society for scuba-diving in freezing cold temperatures? Great, you’ve already signed up. [[back->summing]]

Entertainers make any situation fun, from monotone zoom lectures to an awkward freshers event. It can be hard to book you in advance because your social diary is packed, but you’ll always make time for more socialising. And of course, everyone knows where your room is - even if you’re studying remotely. [[back->summing]]

Congratulations! You are invited into... <h1>THE HALL OF</h1>[img[images/penguinicon.png]] We need you, Team Penguin! [[Join->http://www.incognitosociety.com/tangerine-penguins]]

Congratulations! You are invited into... <h1>THE HALL OF</h1>[img[images/wolvesicon.png]] We need you, Team Wolf! [[Join->http://www.incognitosociety.com/indigo-wolves]]

Congratulations! You are invited into... <h1>THE HALL OF</h1>[img[images/seahorseicon.png]] We need you, Team Seahorse! [[Join->http://www.incognitosociety.com/sapphire-seahorses]]

Congratulations! You are invited into... <h1>THE HALL OF</h1>[img[images/eagleicon.png]] We need you, Team Eagle! [[Join->http://www.incognitosociety.com/crimson-eagles]]

<h1>q11</h1><h2>If you saw a £10 note lying about in campus, what would you do?</h2> [[A.->q11w]] I would leave it where it is - the owner might come back! [[B.->q11e]] I would pick it up and then leave it somewhere else, just for fun. [[C.->q11p]] I would bring it to the university’s lost-property. [[D.->q11s]] I wouldn’t even see it, as I would be running to my next activity / sport practice / meet-up with friends.

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